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Exo’s “Lotto” is… actually, I don’t know what the fuck it is

I’m only recapping the Korean version because one viewing was enough for me.

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U-KISS Channel Christian Grey in “Stalker”

ETA: Since apparently you assholes are angrier that I neglected to realize this is supposed to be the most poorly-executed vampire concept since Twilight than you are over anything else in this MV, I’ma get this shit over with: I don’t care. A … Continue reading

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“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Exploitation!” or the problem of Stellar

ETA: This post was written before the release of the “Sting” music video, but having viewed the video, my impressions here remain largely unchanged. Few K-pop groups—particularly rookie groups—have received as polarized of a fandom reaction as Stellar. The group … Continue reading

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Stellar tries it with “Vibrato,” fails

Well, if the goal of Stellar’s company was to get people talking, they succeeded. Stellar remain best known for their attention-seeking “Marionette” video, which sparked controversy after featuring cliché sexy imagery and choreography dialed up to the point of farce … Continue reading

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2014 in Review: The Good, the Bad, and the Meh

2014 was quite the roller coaster year in K-pop. Here, I present Ahjummas Anon’s year in review. You may wonder why some popular or chart-dominating songs are curiously absent from my top picks. The only reason I can give is … Continue reading

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Review: VIXX: “Voodoo Doll” or “Torture Porn”

VIXX have done it again. I thought they might’ve peaked with “Hyde,” but they’re back with “Voodoo Doll” and despite its awkward title, it is fucking awesome.

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Video review: B1A4 – "Baby Goodnight"

B1A4, we were all rooting for you.

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