Ahjummas Anonymous’s Hot 100 2015: Men

It’s that time again! Time for Ahjummas Anonymous’s highly objective and impartial list:

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Because there really aren’t that many K-pop idols to rank, rather than open the list up to non-Korean celebs (seeing as this is a K-pop blog) I’ve decided to instead split the Hot 100 into two groups–50 men and 50 women.

READ THIS PART BEFORE GETTING BUTTHURT PLEASE. The last time I tried this I did alphabetical order, but then people couldn’t read and got butthurt over the order, so I’m going to attempt to rank this time so if people are gonna get butthurt they’ll at least be accurate about it. I spent a good long time and did a lot of soul-searching when creating this list, so if you’re mad I didn’t include your fave, well, I also left off some of my own faves too. Even with 50 spaces there just wasn’t enough room to include everyone. Some idols I find attractive were also left off because of inactivity, and since this is a 2015 list, it would be disingenuous to include someone who was last seen in 2012. Google image searching 50 guys and picking an HQ photo for each takes longer than you think. Finally, if you know me, you know I have some fucked-up taste in men, and this highly objective and impartial post is still largely predicated on my own personal tastes. Having read all this, if you’re going to leave a butthurt comment, please preface said butthurt with “Dear fangirl proctologist,” so I at least know it’s informed butthurt.

Finally, there will be no underaged idols on this list so if your favorite fetus isn’t here, that’s why.

Obviously, this post is extremely image heavy. I don’t own any of these images.

Enjoy!

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50. Ravi (VIXX)

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49. Changsun (Legend)

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48. Hyuk (VIXX)

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47. Jude (BIGSTAR)

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46. Lito (Legend)

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45. Raehwan (BIGSTAR)

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44. Soohyun (U-KISS)

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43. Listen (Legend)

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42. Ken (VIXX)

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41. Seunghoon (Winner)

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40. Sunghak (BIGSTAR)

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39. Jinyoung (B1A4)

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38. Taehyun (Winner)

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37. Gongchan (B1A4)

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36. L (Infinite)

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35. Kangnam (MIB)

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34. Sungjong (Infinite)

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33. Tey (MR.MR)

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32. Mino (Winner)

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31. Sungyeol (Infinite)

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30. Jackson (GOT7)

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29. Sooyoon (Royal Pirates)

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28. Yuhwan (SPEED)

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27. Mingyu (Seventeen)

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26. Moon (Royal Pirates)

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25. Woohyun (Infinite)

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24. Minhyuk (CNBLUE)

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23. Kyungil (History)

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22. Junhui (Seventeen)

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21. Jonghyun (CNBLUE)

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20. Kiseop (U-KISS)

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19. Hongbin (VIXX)

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18. Yonghwa (CNBLUE)

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17. Takuya (Cross Gene)

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16. Donghae (Super Junior)

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15. Eric (Shinhwa)

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14. Lee Soohyuk, actor/model

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13. James (Royal Pirates)

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12. Leo (VIXX)

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11. Jungshin (CNBLUE)

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10. Seungri (Big Bang)

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9. Key (SHINee)

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8. Jeonghan (Seventeen)

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7. Tao (formerly of Exo)

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6. CNU (B1A4)

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5. Ren (NU’EST)

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4. TOP (Big Bang)

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3. Kris Wu, actor (formerly of Exo)

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2. N (VIXX)

and Ahjummas Anonymous’s hottest man of 2015 is….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1. Lee Joon, actor (formerly of MBLAQ)

Congrats, Joon, for being Ahjummas Anonymous’s hottest man of 2015! May you continue to bestow your beautiful face on us all in 2016 and beyond.

I hope y’all enjoyed this post and are not too mad if your fave wasn’t included. Remember, there’s always next year!

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