Mona Lisa Smize

JOON: “For the last time, I’m not dressed as a bathroom rug. I’m supposed to be a yeti. A very attractive yeti.”

MIR: “You’re not smizing, Joon. SMIZE. And hurry up, I’m late for a polo match.”

THUNDER: “I’m wearing a suit onesie. A fucking tweed suit onesie. Fuck my life.”

SEUNGHO: “Oh wow, I’m actually the most normally dressed person here.”

G.O: “Just wait, Seungho. Next time, they’re going to stick you in a ladies’ blouse and a duster with a skirt. You just wait.”

U-KISS to embarrass themselves with american debut; in other news, bears shit in the woods and the pope is catholic

Yes, you read right. Before I continue allow me to make one thing abundantly clear: I love U-KISS. I love them more than is probably healthy. I love the Neverland album so much I fuck it. And I ain’t hearing your old-as-dirt jokes about “flop”-dom and “relevancy.” To me, arguing one K-pop band’s “relevancy” over another in terms of international fandom is like nerds fighting to the death over Star Trek vs. Star Wars. To anyone outside the Internet, you all wear fake vulcan ears and still play with action figures, yo.

All y'all Amurricans ain't ready for this

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